Take A Pizza My Heart

I don't trust people who hate pizza. Pizza hating is a sin. Says so in the bible. This post is for my fellow pizza lovers in the world. Y'all the real MVP's.

Pizza is loyal. It's only a phone call away. It helps you when you're hungry, depressed, or bored. It fills the void that asshole boyfriend left in your soul. But, pizza can be a bit cruel sometimes. It makes your thighs larger. It leaves grease stains on every surface of your home. And, it can be a bit pricey.

This homemade-ish pizza option fixes all the bad that comes with pizza. Unless you're a carb hater too, which is also a sin.

This is a fantastical double whammy activity to do with the kids. Entertain and feed at the same. Winning! But, wait! There’s more! You can have a pizza making/wine drinking party with your favorite gals, or have a pizza date at home with your lover. Cooking=sexy.

I bought everything I needed from Ralph's and Trader Joe's. TJ's has the BEST ready to roll out pizza dough and it's super cheap ($1.49!). They have multiple dough options, including whole wheat, garlic and herb, and plain. If you don't have a TJ's close by, you can swap out the fresh dough with Nann, english muffins, flat bread, etc.

For the kids, I split the dough in half and let them make their own. They did a basic pizza with red sauce/cheese/pepperoni.

(I just realized my son wrote on his knuckles. #thuglife)

I used a whole ball of dough and opted to get fancy with alfredo sauce/fresh garlic/fresh basil/fresh tomatoes/ dried oregano.

I made three pizza's for around ten bucks. Way cheaper than delivery. And this homemade option is virtually grease free.

What you will need to buy

• Pizza dough/ or something similar

• Pizza sauce/pesto/alfredo sauce

• Italian blend cheese

• Flour to dust pan

And last, but not least, ALL THE TOPPINGS YOUR HEART DESIRES!!! Except cats. They only taste good on top of ice cream.

Once you have all the things, roll out your dough. Assemble your pizza. Bake for the recommended time. Eat the carbs and live your damn life.